hereby honors
MICHAEL T. SCHULLER
as
Temporary acting supreme general toastmaster craftsman and emeritus elite bio-sanitation technical maintenance engineer with the celebratory, coordinating, professorial, overseeing authority of a high-status, high-order, senior-elect aqua-dissemination expert exercising top-level gustatory, utilitarian-implemental, and supervisory-management chairmaster administrative capabilities, while sitting in an eminently official, provisionarily presidential, and all-encompassingly empery consultation residency capacity with all honors, credits, and privileges accruing thereby unto that title in perpetuity.
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