Red balls,
blue balls,
great balls of fire!
Big balls,
hot balls,
soon be a sire!
Puff balls,
hair balls,
stuck in a briar!
Dust balls,
lint balls,
plucked from a drier!
Baseballs,
golfballs,
waste of a shire!
Fast balls,
curve balls,
slugged out a flier!
Flat balls,
round balls,
inflate ‘em higher!
Paint balls,
steel balls,
gunsels for hire!
Lost balls,
no balls,
you gutless dier!
Eyeballs,
wet balls,
don't be a crier!
Goof balls,
nut balls,
doctors required!
Want balls,
all balls,
Send us a wire!
Balls, balls,
balls, balls,
balls, balls, entire!
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