I got virtue in my vice
an’ vice in my balls.
I'm the biggie Viceroy
an’ I'm struttin' down the halls.
He the Viceroy!
I got tingles in my toes
an’ burps where I fart.
I'm the bull of the woods
an’ I'm looking for a tart.
Watch the Viceroy!
I got shimmy in my shaft
an' spodes in my splatt.
I'm the fatty Viceroy
an' I'll show ya' where it's at.
Here come the Viceroy!
I got 'nother rode to hoe,
my hootchi-cootchi pride.
I'm the pony express
with another ho to ride.
There go the Viceroy!
So dry your pretty eyeballs;
button up your blouse.
I’m the venal Viceroy
an’ I’m finally cuttin’ out!
Viceroy out, Viceroy out, Viceroy out, yeah, he be gone ...